I don't know how many of you know this or not, but Greg "FBT" Mueller is the F(BT)ing man! He's at his 26th final table of this World Series of Poker, and I just know he's going to take it down this time.
In honor of this, I am posting the top ten facts about Greg "FBT" Mueller.
10) Greg "FBT" Mueller is so strong and so Canadian that he can press Maple leaves between his palms and make syrup.
9) Greg "FBT" Mueller doesn't believe in the Poker Gods, but they believe in him.
8) Greg "FBT" Mueller was once confused for both Brad Pitt and Denzel Washington on the same day.
7) Greg "FBT" Mueller is not allergic to any known foods, except for a very rare fruit indigenous to South America called "Suckout Berry."
6) Greg "FBT" Mueller eats the following breakfast every day: two hockey sticks, and then four Zamboni tires for “roughage.”
5) Greg "FBT" Mueller belongs in a museum.
4) Greg “FBT” Mueller is actually also WPT Mandalay Bay Championship winner Shawn Buchanon. After watching only one episode of Star Trek: Deep Space 9, he was quite displeased with its “nerdiness” and lack of “hockey.” However, he was very fond of the character “Odo,” and as a result acquired this character’s ability to change shape at will. The only catch is that he has to remain Canadian.
3) Greg "FBT" Mueller runs so good that he channels the ghost of Prefontaine.
2) Greg "FBT" Mueller is the only man on Earth who always knows the exact location of Vinny Vinh.
1) Greg "FBT" Mueller was unanimously nominated for the position Prime Minister of Canda, but refused the job without a proper election. At that act of pure heart, the people of Canada awarded their true leader, Greg “FBT” Mueller, with the title Optimus Prime Minister.
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