I've caught a few priceless gems in the Full Tilt chatbox during tonight's tournament--and it's only 45 minutes in.  I now know why Allen is such a good poker player--the boy is a great liar:

 

lJLeeRSX (Observer): i bet allen has a better car then ivey
lJLeeRSX (Observer): allen drives a Lamborghini
Narkoi (Observer): What you drive allen?
AllenCunningham: mclarren
Batera: mclarren f1?
AllenCunningham: yup

I've seen Allen's car--and I'm fairly certain it costs several hundred thousand less than the F1...

Not to be outdone, the affable Fin Thomas Wahlroos has also been put to the test early:

redswirl (Observer): YO THOMAS U LIKE JAGERMEISTER?
Thomas Wahlroos: i used to dig jaegermeister
Thomas Wahlroos: i think im past it now
redswirl (Observer): thomas if u had to touch rolands penis for five seconds or kiss sabyl cohen in mouth for 1 minute with tongues which would u do????????
Thomas Wahlroos: id have to go for roland
redswirl (Observer): good choice

 

So sick.