I played 6 hands, won 1, and now I'm outskies.  I called a river bluff on a paired board with A9 high and was right...but he had AJ.  Oops.  A lady who had earlier played QJ for 400 and A4 for the same raised to 500 so I threw in my last few chips with AK.  She called with JJ and the board came 7 high and that's all she wrote.  My status as donkalicious is now officially confirmed.

I have two points of consolation:

  1. I now can root on Shaniac at the final table of the $1k rebuy event
  2. I finished ahead of Gavin Smith, Daniel Negreanu, Erica Schoenberg, David Pham, Gavin Griffin, Greg Raymer, David Benyamine, and Thomas Wahlroos.